The comments are the shit to read when your shit burns cause damn we all on the same ass team here. Good luck to ya.

I ate mcdonalds wtf

This shit burns why shit ugh why I'm so fucking scared to wipe ahh no baby wipes and I don't want to use a face cloth on my ass because I use it for my face also it help me when I rock back and forth slowly and type on my phone or watch something reminder not my first time thanks for the page

my butthole is a bloody hog that's been roasted above a bonfire

Ouch no spicy in months and I feel like i am passing blades outta there.

I should have never ate my dog :(

I'm lactose intolerant and I had a salad with ranch , some nacho cheese stuffed pretzels , a turkey sandwich melt and a bottle water !!! Is that why my ass is on fire ??

these comments are my life - laughed so hard

Do not use a baby wipe. I know it's tempting to get it clean but it can actually irritate it more and dry your anus out and make it more raw and susceptible to tears or pain. I use a washcloth I specifically designated for body needs and cleanse myself well with warm water. Also, very very highly diluted peppermint oil seems to help. Please notice I said very highly dilute. Such as 1 drop to AT LEAST 1tbs or more of coconut oil mixed well in a glass dropper and apply after cleansing with the warm rag. It can help the swelling and begin healing the fissures, if there are any. My problem seems to be that it is the actual substance of my bowel movement that burn but I haven't had anything spicy in a while. I drink almost the recommended amount of water everyday so idk if mine has something to do with what I am eating or my stomach acid or what but OMG. I am having to take a full blown bath with lavender and salts after every poop to relieve the burning.

Fuck! My ass is burning so much. All i ate was a fucking pizza with a few jalapenos. Advice